My Cookie :l

In this game, there is a cookie, and you have to get it from the person who posted before you!

Rules:
1. You have to say "My cookie" to show you have the cookie. Don't post unless you're taking the cookie from the person who posted before you.
2. Don't eat the cookie. A page claim (first posts on each page, not counting the thread starter) is the only time anyone gets to eat the cookie! The second post on a page must be someone finding the cookie and taking it.
3. Be creative in how you get the cookie from the other person (yees you get to powerplay all you want) but keep it fun.

Example:
Person A: *finds cookie* My cookie!
Person B: *tackles Person A and takes cookie* My cookie!
Person C: *uses magical cookie magnet to get cookie* My cookie!
Person A: [first post of new page] *eats cookie* My cookie!!
Person B: [second post of new page] *finds new cookie* My cookie!
etc.

LET THE INSANITY BEGIN!

*bakes giant delicious chocolate chip cookie* Mine

*poaches and takes cookie* Mine.

*turns into an adorable cat to get close to the cookie unchallenged, steals the cookie and runs away* mine

*sends dogs after, retrieves cookie and rewards dogs with biscuits* Mine~

*steals cookie while you're distracted by writing your post and my fantastic cbox distraction skills* mine

*smacks* YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS MY OTHER FRIEND FOR DISTRACTING MEEEEE! *steals cookie while you react to yelling*

*waits until you go to bed, sneaks over to steal cookie, flees the scene of the crime* mine

*wakes up to missing cookie, pulls out trusty ipod, blares classical music and steals cookie in ninja-fashion* Mine.

*sneaks up underneath the table where the cookie is being kept, steals it when you're not looking, hides under a nearby bench* mine

*knocks over with glare of death and snatches cookie back* Bad girl! Cookie is mine.

*uses newfound shadow magic abilities to turn the room black, waltz in, and steal cookie* MINE!

*lights up the room with blue magic, blinds temporarily, steals cookie away and waltzes out* Mineeee.

*stalks you and the cookie for weeks, determining your daily habits, steals cookie when you go to the grocery store* NOPE. Mine

D: *summons lightening down to reach in and take the cookie, retrieves cookie* Mine.

*comes down the chimney, steals cookie, leaves presents* mine

*realizes she's on a new page, eats the delicious giant chocolate chip cookie in two bites* mine!

*opens present to find a yummy double chocolate chip cookie, drools and thanks magical gift-giving being* Mine

*wanders into lonely thread with a deer for company, sends deer after cookie and smiles in satisfaction*